A Little More Gravion

July 23rd, 2008

Up to episode 5. Not going to keep doing the twittering, it’s a bit much and I don’t have enough readers for anyone to actually be looking at that in real-time anyway. I do have a few observations though.

The onsen episode was ok, but I expected more Fae Xin Lu. Disappointing. Overall, even without that episode, I think they’ve kicked the fanservice up a little bit. We’re getting a lot more panty shots, explicit nipple outlines through sheer fabric, but the real pr0n is the mecha. Either I’m becoming immune to it or they’re scaling it back a bit though.

Something that makes me go “hmmmmm.” It’s a picture, but I’m putting it behind the tag, because I think it’s a clue, and if so, it’s a spoiler.

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Update: Dammit. I am NOT twittering this, I said.

But if I can figure out how to defeat Gravion, why can’t the Zeravire? Just Show ▼

Still needs more Fae. Having an animé with a character named Fae (or phonetic equivalent thereof) makes any show a winner. Just ask Ms. Valentine.

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Update: Episode 6: Ok, I give up. THAT wasn’t even in the cards. This show is starting to reach Code Geass levels of crazy plot twists. Are we sure it’s Gonzo and not Sunrise? I’m actually starting to enjoy it for the same reason I do CG. I don’t know where the hell we’re going to end up, but it’s going to be a ride to remember, getting there!

Update: Ok, it’s Code Geass, without the Geass. Just forget about the clues, and run with it.

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Update: Right on cue.
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Ok, so I was wrong about that. But does Fae understand just what she’s saying every time a Zeravire gets destroyed?

Gravion Zwei, Episode 2

July 22nd, 2008

Well here we go, another bit of insanity….

Snnnrk. You call that a website? C’mon the chibi flash animation is just not cutting it. Mess with people, put pics of Eiji and Toga up there. In drag, of course.

Another reason Eiji has the kiddie harem. Sandman knows better than to waste epic melonpan on the kids. You know, given the use of gravatic power here, I think it’s a lock that the women all have antigravity bras to spare their backs from pain.

Oooooooooh, someone’s jealous!

Wait, the fact that the drill’s not spiral… what? Oh well. Simon and Kamina would be disappointed… and hey, Thoria’s no Yoko, but I like the view anyway.

Good grief. He can’t even suggest a picnic without getting melodramatic. Someone cue his spotlight. Better yet, someone cue his haberdasher. Gawd, what an outfit.

You know, every time that little redheaded minx is looking at Eiji, she’s either smirking or leering. I hope he’s remembering to lock his bedroom door at night, or that prison sentence might get moved up a few episodes.

Full Melon Panic. aka the “I just died and went to Heaven” view. Three drunken maids? Oh HELL yeah… And based on Ms. Mizuki’s observation Show ▼

Drunk aggressive maids? Drunk lonely aggressive maids? This has potential. Cue up the bow chika bow wow music, please.

Darn, just when I thought it was going to get good. The girls accidentally activate the G-Driller, and things get a little scrambled in the chase.

OMG. I was going to complain that they went through the whole stock combine sequence (save the Driller’s scene, which wouldn’t make sense), even though it was just to reset the Driller….and then when I re-ran it in slo-mo for a screenshot, I caught this. Too. Damn. Funny.

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Well, ok. Maybe watching Code Geass R2 just before this was the key. It sure put me in the mood for bizarre plot twists, after all.

and finally….

Needs more screentime. (And is apparently about to get it, in the onsen episode…)

Gravion Zwei, DVD 1, sorta twittered again

July 21st, 2008

Because I can’t call it liveblogging; it’s on DVD!

So, I’ve finally found a drool-worthy female pilot in this show.

Captain Fae Xin Lu; salute!

And I also see that Lt. Alex Smith survived his plane being shot down in the final episode of Gravion. I expected as much; he’s doomed to meet Eiji in drag again, I know it.

JUST a cotton-picking minute here. Eiji was playing strip mah jong… with the 12-year olds? Dude! Of course, this is the same gang of girls that forcibly stripped him for his physical. Twice. And look where every eye leads. Well, he may be robbing the cradle, but at least he didn’t raid Kodomo no Jikan for his harem . Um, or given the eyes, maybe he did. Eiji is so going to end up in prison at the end of the series.

Update: So Eiji lost the next hand and took the Gran Knights down with him too; they’ve got to be maids for a day. But….why are he and Toga in drag? More disturbingly, why do they look good in it? I’ve got to stop hanging out at Derailed by Darry….

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Update: too many stills and pans. They better be saving the budget for something good.

Update: And now we see what. Spiffy new launch sequence. Looks good… as long as I don’t have to watch it. EVERY. FREAKING. EPISODE. Y’know, I finally figured out what that is…. It isn’t mecha fanservice. It’s mecha pr0n.

And the good Captain knows Toga. Hmmmm.

Wait, if he could whistle up the Gran Fortress, why was Sandman flying commercial?

Oh, good Lord. The standing on the outside of the bridge and stripping instantly into combat uniform. Godannar pulled that one too. And I just realized something; it’s probably a cultural meme based on the actions of an admiral (no time to look up references) who, while fighting the Russians, stood on top of the bridge outside the armor, to direct the battle. But seriously, going Hollywood with it is just too over the top. I see why Steven says it’s parody. I mean, is it possible to believe they were doing this straight?

ARRRRRGH. More mecha pr0n. Almost the full combine sequence from season one, save they combined four shots into one and shaved maybe eight seconds off of it.

Update: Wait, wait… Have they got to summon the sword from the moon every time they use it?? OMG. I really do see Steven’s point now. It’s so stupid it has to be brilliant. But I really don’t believe it, yet.

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And, well, the closing credits aren’t exactly Vandred-worthy, but not too shabby.

Ok, that’s going to have to be it for tonight. Twitter-blogging is kinda fun, but it’s a time consuming way to watch anime. And I need two monitors. Final thoughts before packing it in…. If it gets crazier than this, I can see why some might think it’s a parody. Simple self=defense by the ego… It’s got to a parody, or otherwise you have to admit to yourself that you’ve spent 12 hours watching the most inane dreck ever to be broadcast in the history of mankind.

Well, until the next episode of Divorce Court, anyway.

What They Said….

July 21st, 2008

The other day I linked to this chart and asked a question about the Japanese text underneath. Well, I got some answers, as it happened. It seems the girls are talking to each other a bit…

Thanks guys!

Gravion, 3rd DVD Down

July 21st, 2008

I can see why Steven couldn’t figure out if this show was serious, or badly done parody. There were a couple of good multi-episode arcs here, but I thought the next to the last battle of the first series was actually better than the last one. Through the first three episodes of the series, they set the pattern a new challenger each episode, and having to defeat it with a new attack form, since the last one was ineffective. They broke out of that, but it was still “monster of the week” until this disc.

We finally see some multi-episode arcs, and the battle against the dual Zevaire was pretty good, because they couldn’t just come up with a new attack and smash their way to victory, nor did they take the corny route I expected. They had to try several different things, and though I have a quibble about how it got resolved, it was the best battle yet.

Bearing in mind of course, that we’re talking about battles involving giant mecha as the personification of samurai warriors. I’m still trying to figure out why I liked Godannar. Must have been the crazy redhead. Or the naked dark blue-haired one.

Overall though, I’m really finding it hard to slog through, and the art went to hell around episode 11. The most annoying thing to me is the mysteries. No, make that the “Mysteries” with a capital M. The show loves to throw random unexplained stuff in. More secret weapons and hidden power-ups than a session of Ultima IV.

Thou hast lost an eighth!

It may be a while before I continue.

Update: In the comments, Steven notes that the series gets better after it stops trying to be serious. All I have to say is “about damned time.” Telling this story straight is a mistake, a flaw in the series. It’s a variant on the complaint we both have against The Third: The writers are trying to do something, and they’re not succeeding. If they’re going to make a parody, make a parody. If they’re going to tell the story straight, tell it straight. The problem is, so far, they’ve been telling it straight when the material screams “parody!!!” All that accomplishes is to make it a less-angsty Godannar, without the epic babes.

As Steven said with Strike Witches, “Embrace the stupid.” Gravion’s writers didn’t for the first series, so it doesn’t work.

And on that note, I’m sad to say that Jason doesn’t embrace the stupid. Then again, 40% of his readers (as of this writing) think Louise is superior DFC to Lina, so all I can say is he has a large following of people with equally bad judgement. :p

Update: Ok, after all the talk in the comments, I decided to re-run the first couple of episodes. There was something I had a faint memory of, and I wanted to check it. Didn’t make it 5 minutes into the show before cinching it. Warning, may be a spoiler! Show ▼

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Or maybe it’s about Leena’s father. Or maybe Darth Vader is going to show up and say, “Eiji, I am your father!”

Edit: Oh, and unless they come up with something even more insane, I think they’re playing it straight; this is not parody. Evidence: the “big reveal” towards the end of Godannar.

In Other News…

July 18th, 2008

I thought I’d check out the latest on ADV and see if they were quite dead yet. The answer is “no” but there were two pieces of news, one quite sad.
Unsurprisingly, they’re going to reissue old stuff they still have the licenses to, until they get a new Japanese partner. Not what they said, but it’s obvious from the limited run of 10,000 copies of Battle Angel DVD’s that will be released. As a side note to this, it looks like Cameron has abandoned his plans for a live-action adaptation, or at least pushed them back for a couple of years. On a sadder note, ADV voice actor Mike Klienhenz, the English voice of FMP’s Audry Kalinin (First Officer of the Tuatha de Danan) has passed away.

And the third Black Lagoon project is confirmed! (Which has nothing to do with ADV, but yay anyway!

Edit: Oh, I almost forgot… we really do make them bigger in America. Charlotte’s got quite the… ears.

Then Again, I Could Reconsider That Level of Importance….

July 17th, 2008

I talked earlier with the heinous doctor, who pointed me to the work of a compadre in badness, Dr. Horrible. Watch it a while; it starts off deliberately lame and just gets more and more… whacked.

“BAAAAAAAAAAD HORSE!!”

He also issued a dire warning:

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